Posted on the door to the Great Hall, the morning after the ball:
Dear Student Body, I hope you all loved the ball last night. I certainly loved watching at least half of you fall under the spell of Nathaniel Hargrove thanks to the love potion I spiked your drinks with. Now that you know who did it you may continue with your day without any needles speculation. No need to thank me dears. Lots of Love,
♥ Melaina
P.S. Nathaniel, I hope you got laid ;)
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