"Lily loves him in a special way, but he already has a special girl."

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"Al and Scor, up a tree. P I N I N G."

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"Ever noticed how thin *she* is?"

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"Robert Nott throws pies out of the tower because he hates them so much."

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"Molly and Rosie Weasley snog each other all the time."

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"Georgina Gillenwater is an evil harpy succubus woman getting her claws in and shagging as many men as possible before draining them of all their love and emotion. And last year she was pregnant. She had the baby and dumped it in the Black Lake."

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"Grayson Wood is gaaaaay. Good thing, too, it would be a shame to put those DSLs to waste."

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"GarJar is his real name."

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"Adriana licks frogs"

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"Cassie Finnegan is a defective witch. She once blew up three cauldrons in a day."

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