"Brianna is the reason why Deacon is such a pussy. She frightens him; just like the rest of his family does."
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"ACE AND LO SHOULD DIE. THEY'RE DISGUSTING BITCHES WHO FUCK AROUND AND BULLY LITTLE KIDS."
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"Poppy wants in Nott's dripping wet, tight, sexy pants."
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"How can somebody so DUMB be with somebody so smart? LOOKING AT YOU HUGO WEASLEY. (And if you can't figure it out, Georgina is the smart one.)"
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"Everybody should take bets re: Is Kristine Gillenwater a raging lesbian?"
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"Deacon is nobody's favorite person."
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"Sierra McLaggen deserves to burn in hell."
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"Molly Weasley has a pathetic crush on every guy she talks to. (Including the flaming homos.)"
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"Robert Nott doesn't know where to put it. (Della Richmond would happily show him.)"
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