"Rose isn't hipster. She's so afraid of becoming 'Just Another Weasley' that she's trying too hard."
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"Irene is pregnant. Her motherly nature is just a side effect."
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"The Gillenwater girls have an estranged brother. Their parents adore him, but they hate him because their parents love him more."
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"Ward is going to marry a pony down the road from his house."
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